Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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