redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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