At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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