Pappa wants mamma naked
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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