I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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