ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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