so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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