Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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