You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm just crazy horny about you
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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