I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
