There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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