did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
farters have to be the big spoon...
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You brought string cheese to the strip club
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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