The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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