shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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