just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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