I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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