So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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