Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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