your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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