My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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