You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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