It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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