normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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