I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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