According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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