Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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