What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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