dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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