Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I think my moral compass just broke
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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