its not stalking. its research.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
It's just like the Real World with babies
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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