I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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