bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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