why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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