It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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