can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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