so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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