i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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