You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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