well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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