apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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