Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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