How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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