census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Still dying that you shit outside
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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