What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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