talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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