OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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