He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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