she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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