Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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