? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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