We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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