I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
false alarm. still invincible.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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