I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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